Today I turned 22; I got to spend the morning with my grandparents, which is always awesome. We had the hottest waiter I’ve ever seen at this place called Stoveworks…if anyone knows the waiter Alex from Stoveworks, please help me find him so that I don’t have to stalk him… I’m pretty sure he’s my future husband…

ANYWAY, I spend the second half of the day with my mom, dad, and sister, got my hair done, and ate lots of fattening food at Carrabbas… (DIET FAILURE)

All in all, pretty awesome day :) Tomorrow I get to spend it with my girlfriends which will be fun as well. I’m truly blessed. 

I’m going on a motherfucking diet because I’m tired of being motherfucking fat and it’s time to find a motherfucking man….. motherfucker….. i hate motherfucking diets…..

This is the prettiest bra ever… but it’s the Miraculous Pushup Bra….. which adds two cup sizes…. I’d look ridiculous wearing something that big….. Too bad :( I love the pink and black lace. Such a waste on an over the shoulder boulder holder…..

I’m reading this book right now…and it’s HILARIOUS. So true.